Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with todays Groupon to Harmony in Health Therapeutic Massage, located inside Genesis Health Club. Choose from the following options:
Harmony in Health's knowledgeable kneaders de-stress flexors and tensors with their mastery of five types of massage: Swedish, therapeutic, deep tissue, sports, and prenatal. As clients relax, Swedish massage techniques weave circular strokes and varying pressure to eliminate tension accrued while watching two friends locked in the throes of an epic chess battle on a cliff. Therapeutic and sports massages aim to alleviate the aches and pains of physically active lives by stimulating circulation and targeting specific muscle groups with the precision of a pitcher hurling fastballs at the outside corner. Prenatal massages also mitigate aches and pains but specifically address common pregnancy issues, such as back trouble and babies who demand to watch cartoons by kicking in Morse code from the womb. Deep-tissue massages delve beneath muscular surfaces to loosen tension holed up within.
Though not included in today's deal, Harmony in Health also offers daycare services for an additional charge ($2/hour for the first child and $1/hour for each additional child). During sitting sessions, CPR-certified staffers entertain little ones and their imaginary friends with crafts, games, books, and movies, complete with insightful director commentary.
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