In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $40, new clients get a pre-massage MyoVision muscle scan, a 60-minute Swedish massage, and a 30-minute roller table massage at TLC Chiropractic Wellness Center ($140 value) in Manlius.
TLC Chiropractic Wellness Center leads overburdened bone boxes to the peak of muscular relaxation with a combination of technology and soothing services. Beginning with a MyoVision body scan, meat suits are surveyed with a sweeping static pulse that measures muscular tension and the ability to wrestle a fully grown alligator before providing a graphic that compares each individual's results to an ideal image of bodily well being. Following this mapping of overstressed danger zone, seasoned stress sluggers will navigate knotty peaks and valleys during a 30-minute roller table massage that keeps spines flexible and loose. Practiced body un-knotters will then practice their craft during a one-hour Swedish massage that kneads tense muscles and eases anxious minds.
Because TLC Chiropractic Wellness Center also concentrates on counseling, customers embark from its placid office in a state of relaxed euphoria and are armed with the know-how to lead a healthier lifestyle free of lower-back pain caused by slinging mud at rival politicians. Although not included in the Groupon, other services are available for an additional fee.
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